LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The dumb dinosaur, he just went way too far, When he ate up grandma's old Volkswagen car, Grandma used her big straw broom, It was the d...

I looked down from a bridge, and saw a huge dinosaur, He was fighting a grizzly; it was an animal war, The big grisly got on top, Gave old d...

I went hunting real dinosaurs, but I did not see a one, You can only hunt them using a dinosaur, blowdart gun, You have to hit them in the h...

I never saw a dinosaur, until I was almost ten, Daddy caught one in our backyard, and put it in a pen, We named the dinosaur, Dr. Grew, Afte...

I went back in time to get a baby pet dinosaur, I brought back an egg, and thought I had made quite a score, My dino pet grew gigantic, Ate ...

The dinosaur in my crawlspace, ate my dog and cat, I told him it wasn't funny, and that he was not all that! That big buns dino turd, Ne...

I had a big pet dinosaur, and he loved my homemade scones, He would eat them by the thousands, and made loud lip smacking tones, One day whe...

Morris bought a used time machine, but his time travels did not last, Morris was eaten by a dinosaur, back in the distant past, The dinosaur...

A bit less than a hundred million years ago, Dinosaurs hatched out from eggs, and boy did they grow, Then when dinosaurs all died, The moon ...

I once knew this big bad dinosaur, and his name was Tex, Tex got in a bar fight, and ate a Tyrannosaurus rex, Tex was well endowed, With a v...