LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Fast forward my little truck, will never, ever go, The engine won't turnover, and that's pretty, darn slow, I took it to repair, Tha...

I went to the dollar store, and bought some trinkets, on sale. Ten little tin milk maidens, each carrying a tin pail, I took my trinkets hom...

There was a walrus in my junkyard, biting on the good tires, He liked explosions in his mouth, then he chewed upon the wires, I doubt the wa...

There was a man, who was so vehemently bitter, He attacked all in family over the media called twitter, He attacked his cousin the monk, ...

There was a man, who was so vehemently bitter, He attacked all in family over the media called twitter, He made fun of  his cousin the mon...