LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Tammy let everyone know that she was a G.O.A.T The greatest of all time, at sailing a sailing boat, Her jealous brother, Doug, Pulled her bi...

Ron was proud to be a big alpha male, At nightclubs, he would really set sail, Ron hit on ladies all night, Got into fight after fight, And ...

I went to a party to celebrate Pride, My puppy Quinton insisted, he stay by my side, He perceives relationship dangers, When I mingle with s...

Billy liked to play with math, So much so he missed his bath, And, although he did stink, He did calc in a blink, I'm jealous of his...

I married a ninja named rose, In various positions she’d pose, I checked out a girl named Clare, And, to my demise and despair, I found ...