LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label JAIL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JAIL. Show all posts
Friday, March 1, 2024

CLANCY LEARNED WINE MAKING IN PRISON

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Clancy made some of his famous prison toilet wine, He forgot to flush the toilet; it was not fine, The wine had little floaters, Mostly, the...
Thursday, August 24, 2023

MY JAIL TALE

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J lost my little star earing, when they put me in jail, I spent two weeks picking cans up, and I still couldn't make bail, So there I sa...
Saturday, August 5, 2023

THE MR. MUGGER TALE

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Mr. Mugger had some debt, He had bills he could not pay, He figured he was really set, ‘Till he lost his job one day, Mr. Mugger lost h...
Sunday, May 14, 2023

MY SPECIAL FATHER'S DAY GIFT

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I got thumb screws for Father's Day, and I don't have any kids, I got the screws from my business pal; our biz is on the skids, To s...
Monday, January 3, 2022

THREE GEESE WENT TO A PARTY

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Three geese went to a party, They had too much to drink, They picked a fight with three bad skunks, And, really made a stink, Three gee...
Thursday, June 10, 2021

PRACTICAL PETER AND HIS LITTLE BRO HARVEY

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Practical Peter, the over eater, over ate so, that one day he wouldn't starve, Practical Peter, with a girth of three meter, ate just me...
Thursday, October 29, 2020

ARNIE THE GOLDFISH AND HIS GUARDIAN ANGEL

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Arnie the goldfish was sitting in jail, He was arrested for exposing his tail, Benny the fisherman liked Arnie a bunch, He decided to hav...
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