LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Clancy made some of his famous prison toilet wine, He forgot to flush the toilet; it was not fine, The wine had little floaters, Mostly, the...

J lost my little star earing, when they put me in jail, I spent two weeks picking cans up, and I still couldn't make bail, So there I sa...

Mr. Mugger had some debt, He had bills he could not pay, He figured he was really set, ‘Till he lost his job one day, Mr. Mugger lost h...

I got thumb screws for Father's Day, and I don't have any kids, I got the screws from my business pal; our biz is on the skids, To s...

Three geese went to a party, They had too much to drink, They picked a fight with three bad skunks, And, really made a stink, Three gee...

Practical Peter, the over eater, over ate so, that one day he wouldn't starve, Practical Peter, with a girth of three meter, ate just me...

Arnie the goldfish was sitting in jail, He was arrested for exposing his tail, Benny the fisherman liked Arnie a bunch, He decided to hav...