LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Bugs have entered my long beard, and their winter eggs, they have laid, The bugs know their eggs are safe, until Spring Sol contact is made,...

I got bit by three gigantic skeeters today, It's March; skeeters shouldn't be out until late in May, Now, I am all itchy, My tude ha...

Jimmy thought the night was going real nice, Then he got to itching on his head lice, He scratched and bled, By morn he was dead, He was con...

Rocko went swimming and got the parasites, Drilled into his skin when he turned out the lights, Boy did they bite, They gnawed in real tight...

Parasites United were living in my curly hair, They ate up every single root, until my head was bear, Although they done me wrong, I regaled...

A witch turned me into a turtle, not nice, I did nothing to him, except the crab lice, But I'm not to blame, For his scratches of shame,...