LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had pickled eggs and juicy pickled red hots, I handle them just fine, but my dad gets the trots, To put dad at ease, I fed him some cheese...

I know an old gruffy goat, named Herb, He chews gravel out next to the curb, Other roughage he avoids, Because of hemorrhoids, Which gravel ...