LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

None of my AI stocks have not done very good, Should have invested in a cord of firewood, At least I'd be warm, During the spring storm,...

Panicked, I quickly called my scam, stockbroker on the phone, I was mad, so confused, and felt entirely alone, My tech investments were lost...

The meme coins I bought are not doing so well, I thought when I bought them, my small wealth would swell, As my meme coins go under, I just ...

My savings has become awfully low, It seems to be a big negative grow, In some crypto that rocks, I bought iconic stocks, They've been n...

I went online to check on my investments in the stocks, Instead of investing, I should have just watched the Tic Toks,  My whole portfolio s...

I invested $15.00 in crypto this morning, by noon,  I was a millionaire, Mama told me I was crazy, and of crypto money, I had better beware,...

Perky Paul had pretty, blue eyes, All believed him, when he told lies, Perky Paul,  Had a margin call, His investors went broke, because the...

I was at the end of my dock, When I knocked over my grandfather clock, It feel on some ducks in a flock, They climbed up onto a rock, And sa...

I ate raw fungi and it ate my brains, I no longer functioned and felt aches and pains, I bottled the stuff, Claimed it made people loo...