LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I have worms growing in my old, mushy brains, I have worms growing in my clogged-up  heart veins, Some tape worms from the deli, Made a home...

Benny brutally weed wacked off his weeds, But, weed wacking spread around the weed seeds, It was so very unfair, Benny choked out on the air...

The seeds of weeds have taken their toll, They've seeded the great hills and the big valley bowl, Of course, now the lawns are all w...