LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It seems, my alien brain worm is twisting, and twisting really bad, It makes one side of my face smile happy, and the other, tear sad, I...

It was getting so hot, it made me psycho in the mind, So I pretended it was Christmas, so I could unwind, I saw the sky drop snow, I watched...

Marvin cut off his arms and legs, He had them replaced with hickory pegs, Now he walks on all fours, But can't open doors, Is he sane? T...

Open on the sea, Was where Huntley wanted to be, In is twelve foot long dingy, Filled with water to the knee, Still, Huntley danced a gig wi...