LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The price of groceries has brought me down on my weak knees, I just bought two slices of bread, and a thin slice of cheese, I was charged 20...

I just love paying high gasoline prices, I love paying them a lot, I had to move my family to a tent, where our toilet is a pot, At least we...

To impress a date, I asked the waiter for a list of imported wine, When I saw the prices I realized I was in economic decline,  My credit ca...

I went to the grocery store to buy just one pound of ground beef, I looked at all the high beef prices, and said, "oh, good greedy grie...

I use to eat chicken tacos, but I will not eat them anymore, I can't afford chicken tacos, because of high prices at the store, My finan...

I'm down to two Barbies, and that's all I got, I got one GI Joe, and his name is Scott, They still party hard, And, let down their g...

I drove over to the big box grocery store, and what's up? I can't afford a meager breakfast, lite lunch, or simple sup, I'll lay...

We once had a baby, and his name was Spikey Sam, He liked to sip orange juice while he ate eggs and fried ham, As egg prices went eagle high...

I drove down to the grocery store, and walked through it twice, Everything was too high priced, even the beans and rice, I thought at least ...

Prices are way high, and I can't shop for beer, All of the good stuff, they cannot sell it here, Can't afford chicken legs, Forget a...

I went to buy a small can of beans, in the Mancelona town, I wanted a can of red beans, but all the beans were kind of brown, I bought a can...

I got very hungry, and needed something for a noontime eat, I went to a store, and tried buying a teeny piece of raw meat, Although the meat...

The price of groceries had gotten so darn high, Was with jitter bugs and weeds, I made my stir fry, The food was so bad, The family got mad,...

My utility bills have gotten so high, I have no lights, no heat, so I cry, When they bury my bones, I'll still owe student loans, I work...

Phil became a landlord to make money, and it's aces, He crams a lot of people into little tiny places, Phil decided, what the heck, He t...