LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Time will clean your earring, so there is nothing for you to do, Dead skin and germs will fall away, to them you say "toodaloo", D...

Dennis used the public pool, and got a really bad disease, It cost a fortune to treat it, with creams and doctor's fees,  Once Denny fel...

Young Jimmy got bit by a bad tick, And, the tic bite made Jimmy so sick, It was one hot summer day, We laid in sand by the bay, Just a bite,...

There was a nail named Mr. Green, One scratch from him and I got gangrene, My toe nails are so sharp, They could pic play my harp, While I w...

I do not like bacteria, I do not like them one and all, They make my belly really sick, and make my little sister ball, Daddy brings them ho...

Ed didn't know there were so many peasants, until Ed took a leak, Ed found a hundred peasants, swimming in the public pee-in creek, It w...

I searched for a great bargain price, On cereal that was a poofed kind of rice, I found nothing cheap, So I stormed home in my jeep, Scratch...