LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My pet goldfish Larry, only has one big fin, He swims real funny, when he surfaces for din, His bowl sits on the floor, Right behind the fro...

My silly pussy cat was really poky and slow, It took him 8 hours to find his litter box and go, Then he would fall asleep, On his litter box...

In the latest, late of dark night, From an earwig, I got a bite, The evil dear, Was in my ear, I slapped my ear, with all my might.

Jimmy went bowling, but he did not have much cash, They would not rent him shoes, because of his foot rash, While some guy used a bathroom s...