LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There once was a real mean, grouchy old pig, everyone called him, Sick Sam, He was always blowing his big, snout nose, because he was one ol...

Gordon has a big cardboard box, Where he  keeps his little pet fox, The fox has disease, That spreads when he pees, Gordon came down with a ...

I had 12 cans of ginger beer pop, I was drinking ginger beer, non-stop, I passed out in my sleigh, They found me next day, My ulcer gave my ...

When the tuna and mayonnaise spoil, And you have nothing to feed the highness, the royal, Grab a cup of toothpaste, Mix in cough drops to ta...

I pulled a pickle from a pickle jar, and it was hairy, I put the pickle back and went and picked a strawberry, Produce that is hairy, Is awf...

It was so cold that Davey got sick, Then he got sicker, awfully quick, So he took a snooze, Awoke to bad news, His nose was plugged, and he ...

My rhubarb pie came out real squishy, Cousin Tim, wouldn't eat it, nor would cousin Trishy, Uncle Bob ate it, and got really sick, ...

After creepy Mitch harvested all of his carrots, He found no room in the house, for two squawking parrots, Mitch left the parrots outside, T...

I got a toy train for Christmas, but I just got it out of the box, It's almost the 4th of July, and I'm stuck home with the chicken ...

The big ball was dropped on New Year's Eve,🕛🎉🎉🎉🔔 It crushed a guy below, named Steve,🚶 There was not time for us to grieve,😢 The ...

Lots of people are getting the sicks, Because they're being bitten by little ticks, Of course gasoline,  Got me really clean,  But I sho...

Docs told me my innards and outsides are crawling with bugs, Because, I've been cavorting with strangers and giving them hugs, So, they ...