LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The bedbugs teeth are sharp, and real long, And, Denny rolled upon the bugs, wrong, The mad teeth bit in, Broke wide, Denny's skin, The ...

Last night, I left my clothes on the bedroom floor, and they loaded up with bugs, This morning, I spread the bugs to the family, when I gave...

My family doctor really likes the blood worm, in the moon of March, He also said blood worms are tricky, if you eat a lot of starch, Starch ...

Sammy had little, baby bedbugs maturing in his nose, All the neighbors would get bedbugs, upon a Sammy expose, Sammy spread bedbugs near and...

Bugs have laid eggs in my food, because my windows have no screens, That is why I have those maggots, swimming in my pork and beans, There i...

On this very nice day, I went out cherry picking, I found all the cherries, bugs were buggy tongue licking, That made me feel sick, I went h...

Whenever I go down to the neighborhood pub, I get layers of dead bugs in my bitters and grub, Tried partaking elsewhere, Found much short pu...

I went to the tavern for a pint of bitters, In it were specks, looked like little critters, The bar keep said it was just dust, He'd pou...

They hand out Pamphlets all day and all night, About finding bedbugs, and treating their bite, The greatest bedbug fears, Are those brave ph...

In the month of August, Santa got an itchy, buggy beard, Santa couldn't go through customs, because his bugs could not get cleared, Down...