LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I decided to be a wizard, and a wizard I would be, I caught three newts and a red lizard, then steeped them in my mint tea, I drank down the...

Leprechauns and unicorns and trolls; they all have to eat, When they spy me working in my yard, they think of me as meat, I must clean my sp...