LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I only keep the little fish, Because they fit my pan and dish, I fish out on the ice, Each week I go twice, At least till the hard ice goes ...

I went out ice fishing but, found me no ice, I had a brisk swim and, I guess that was nice, I dove deep for my gear, I guess it's ...

I went fishing on thin ice on the river, The ice gave way and I froze my toes and my liver, Now, everything is fine, Though, my liver can...

The problem with Steve is he didn't have a plan, When he went out ice fishing way out on Lake Ann, So, oh what a bummer, The season w...

I went fishing on Manistee Lake, But a leaking old boat I did take, I got really wet, And really upset, Then went swimming home; for goo...