LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Trina went to bar school to learn, how to flip burgers, and sling the beers, Trina learned how to talk to bar patrons, who drank beers to dr...

I fell off a cliff, and looked down at big, sharp, nasty stones, I knew that soon upon them, I'd be bleaching my broke bones, Then I saw...

Two little mink ran around the lake, eating dead fish that washed up on the shore, The little mink ran into a bobcat, then the two little mi...

Way up in the oak tree, there was a Mamma robin red breast, The bird was back from Florida, and laid four eggs in her nest, The nest got cov...

There were two old grisly bears, and they lived out in the woods, They grew their own potatoes, and hunted Red Ridding Hoods, They also like...

There's a coyote lurking in my barn, He ate a very skinny rat, oh darn, The rat was called Paul, He lived in a stall, Paul made a nest f...

The bad wolf was so white, he blended in with the snow, He crept up behind me, everywhere that I'd go, As I fell to my knees, I felt the...

Randy went out hunting in the woods with a spear, All Randy did with the spear was scare the poor deer, Along came a bear, And she did not s...

Katy was a mountain lion, who really loved to eat, She only snacked on campers, because campers are so sweet, Katy would eat the campers dow...

I went to dear camp and I got a big scare, My face was chewed off by an old grumpy bear, I tried running, But the bear wasn't funning, H...

Mike the turkey went to higher ground, Where he thought his safety sound, But hunter Pete, Wanted turkey meat, And got poor Mike with just o...