LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went out to my chicken coup, and ran into a big bear, He had eaten all of my chickens, but I really didn't care, For the cost of a slu...

The favorite dish served in Northern Michigan is called road kill stew, Every time you try it, you find smells and flavors you never new, Co...

Sneed was a spider, and a big, giant spider was Sneed, He wrapped his webs throughout the house, for he was full of greed, Greedy for the bi...

Soon, all the bees, will become quite dead, That is what my homeroom teacher, said, It is the hard working bees, That stick the fruit to our...

I went out canoeing this morning, and ran into a big, beaver damn, The beaver saw me and started hissing, I saw him, and thought, Easter ham...

The big rabbit I shot has rabies, is he still safe to eat? I promised the kids a rabbit for an Easter dinner treat, It's kind of sickly,...

There was a double headed eagle, that use to sit in my apple tree, The eagle use to eat the apples, but the apple tree died, recently, The t...

I spent my Christmas morning, hand feeding red apples to the deer, I petted every single deer, showing them they need not fear, My next door...

I went blackberry picking, and dropped a blackberry upon the ground, I bent over to pick up the berry, and heard a bear growling sound, I sc...

Bell fish are swimming and mating, way out in the bay, They go ding and they go dong, and they ding dong all day, Baby bell fish are chimes,...

I went to the dead critter store, and bought me fresh ground beef, I took it home to my young'uns for their famine relief, But the kids ...

I shot a squirrel that was up in a tree, I will eat squirrel meat, when I have my tea, You know what's what's, I found his nuts, I w...

10 little rainbow trout, Swam around and about, They saw a big bass, Under the log pass, Now they're in his belly, and can't get out...

When I have a lot of work to do, I do nothing, except make a stew, I take a special pill, So I can eat roadkill, Or my skin turns green, and...

There once was this polar bear, his name was Moe, He had a hunger for every little doe, Moe would watch them and drool, An obsessed dumb bea...

I bought some little chunks of chicken to deep fry in bacon grease, That's what we'll have for Christmas, because my bird shot misse...

I drove way up north to our deer camp, and it was most insane, My friends all went to a secret deer camp, via an aeroplane, I sat by the fir...

I tried some some trail mix, but it was not any good, It was made up of ground pinecones, and splinters of wood, But old Uncle Pete, He was ...

My grandpa once shot a big butt bear, Gramps made a rug out of the bear hair, He made a throw for the bed, Even a wig for his head, That gav...

The minor monster made a slight moan as he mourns, For an elf cut off the monster's favorite horns, The elf had done bad, But horns made...