LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I dropped my solar lamp into the lake, while forest camping,  Now I fear the inner wires will need major revamping, In the dark tent, my bod...

I went out canoeing this morning, and ran into a big, beaver damn, The beaver saw me and started hissing, I saw him, and thought, Easter ham...

There's a coyote lurking in my barn, He ate a very skinny rat, oh darn, The rat was called Paul, He lived in a stall, Paul made a nest f...

Randy went out hunting in the woods with a spear, All Randy did with the spear was scare the poor deer, Along came a bear, And she did not s...