LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Someone raided my big, kitchen pantry, and stole all of my fancy, marmalade, They probably took it to Sunshine Town, where it's worth it...

Prices are going high, high, high as my small wages go low, low, low, Things are looking dire, the kids want groceries, but I have no doe, I...

Sammy had little, baby bedbugs maturing in his nose, All the neighbors would get bedbugs, upon a Sammy expose, Sammy spread bedbugs near and...

I just took a look at my stacks of bills, I kind of got the sad, Willy, weird, chills, To feed my sweet, cute face, I overspent, disgrace, I...

I decided to give myself four wishes, The first was that I had sparkling, clean dishes, Next, the toilet would clean flush, Then, I'd ha...

There was this person, a mum, She had troubles doing a subtraction or sum, She counted her kids more than thrice, Made 6 Bowles of beans ...