LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I ate way too much, so I thought it caused me to be sick, Then I remembered, I swallowed a pointy, thin toothpick, To the ER I was sent, Sta...

We were so hungry, having absolutely no meat, Daddy went looking for organs, to sell, or to eat, Poor daddy worked on some guy, When a polic...

I grabbed pliers to fix the tooth that hurt, It broke and the gum gave a blood squirt, So I got some health administration, From an ER vacat...