LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My dinner mushrooms, were all bloody and hairy, The same color hair as my missing cat, Mary, The rooms were found by my dog, Under his favor...

I once new this person, her name was Kittles Wainwright, She worked doing trapeze flights, at the circus all night, She fell from the sky, K...

I fried my pancakes the best I canned, In bacon grease I watched them expand, I feed my guy lots of grease, Though, it clogs his ticker piec...