LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

It was a Merry Christmas for Uncle Vern, Someone gave Uncle Vern his first butter churn, Vern churned a batch of butter, That made hungry gu...

Someone raided my big, kitchen pantry, and stole all of my fancy, marmalade, They probably took it to Sunshine Town, where it's worth it...

Jimmy had pants made of real nice Naugahyde, Only pair that exists, and I've never lied, His mama was poor, Couldn't shop at a store...

Clancy made some of his famous prison toilet wine, He forgot to flush the toilet; it was not fine, The wine had little floaters, Mostly, the...