LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

At granny's house I got real squirmy Because granny practiced taxidermy, She did mostly pet cats and dogs, Most pets turned out hard as ...

There once was an iconic, little blogger who could, He often made videos about carving craft wood, Then he'd slice up some ham, And fry ...

Deary Ben gave up on life, and he totally quit, Then he just sat in a chair, and he knit and he knit, He knitted me sneakers, But they were ...

I was a limericks writer, paid in rubles, plus it was a hob, Now Artificial intelligence, has taken away my job, I pick up bottles in ditche...