LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to buy meat and was shocked by the sticker, The price was so high that it shut down my ticker, When revived, I went to the bar, An...

I went shopping for bargains at the bargain store, But, when I wanted a bargain I ended up paying more, I went consumer empowered, But, w...

I was born having great expectations, Alas, they stayed only aspirations, For when I grew up, It took all my coin just to sup, In mom's ...

I paid too much for saltine crackers I bought new, I paid too much for oyster crackers I bought new too, Crackers are priced like high e...

I went to the grocer but his prices were high, I said with my small budget those prices wouldn't fly, The grocer said, "my costs ...