LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I set my electric heater dial to toasty, Took a long nap, and I woke up being roasty, It was not my desire, My shack catch on fire, Seems my...

I could not pay my gas bill for months, because those funds I lack, I'm waiting for my kerosene heater to heat up my shack, In a couple ...

It is February the very first, It's cold, arse cold, maybe the worst, No car ride to the town, The darn car's broken down, And the w...