LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Katrina sang while sailing, one calm sunny day, Then she sailed her small boat, too far out on the bay, Because her eyesight was poor, Katri...

The spirit legend says, Banjo Bob And The Darlenes, still perform, In Marquette, Michigan, during every deadly, cold, snow storm, They'r...

I once had a beautiful valentine, one hundred years ago, We would go outside and picnic dine, when the grass began to grow, After years, my ...

I went into my bedroom chambers to nab me some sleep, I would have done that, except for the visiting ghost creep, He just once, shouted ...

There once was a little pink ghost, who liked to drink cold iced tea, Every time he drank it, it ran through him faster than pee, I refused ...

Mr. Eddie was a mean, nasty, old ghost, He liked to paint pictures on my French toast, He used my berry jelly, A gift from aunt Ellie, His p...

There was a voice echoing in my brainy head, Turned out it was actually, my dead pet guppy, Fred, He told me he had just one wish, That I wo...

I heard a echo in my house, It was the voice of Jingles, my late spouse, Jingles said to me, " You'll never be free," And ...