LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My favorite gift for Christmas this year, is a big box of macaroni and cheese, My second favorite gift for Christmas this year, is a can of ...

My broke parents are canceling our Christmas, this year, No cookies for elves, and Santa won't get his wheat beer, Wow, our dinner menu ...

All financial schemes are doing a crumble, While all of my stocks, tumble, tumble, tumble, I'm vacating, the here, Gonna drink some root...

Our search for employment, did not go well, We've run out of blood, and assets to sell, Our landlord was unkind, Said the rent we must f...

I use to have a pony, and his name was Sam, One day Sam disappeared; the day ma fixed a ham, It was one glorious beast, The ham was our Chri...

The price of groceries had gotten so darn high, Was with jitter bugs and weeds, I made my stir fry, The food was so bad, The family got mad,...

I confiscated the contraband I found in my yard, It was 2 years worth of wet toilet paper I didn't discard, I dried it out with gas heat...