LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I'm a fabulous, little squid, I take pride in all that I did, I love meatballs, I wear long shawls, That way I keep my squid parts hid.

I found two big cardboard boxes, and built a brand new home, I'll no longer remain on the streets, and endlessly roam, I felt an incredi...

Uncle Lee worked on a garbage truck, and picked up garbage all day long, While Uncle Lee picked all the garbage up, he would always sing a s...

It got so extremely cold, Tom's toenails stopped growing mold, Tom's nose went runny, Girls found that funny, Tom stayed alone and g...

It was often, almost never said, That anyone worked as slow as our Fred, He worked so slow, Didn't start or go, But he'd smile, when...

I like laying eggs in the sand, Biting fingers off a human's hand A swim in the sea, Is the life for me, I'm a turtle, in a shell, l...

On every Halloween, Most ghosts get really mean, They want only candy, not hugs They behave like real thugs, And vampires, they're a wor...