LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I've been very, seriously doomscrolling, all the week long, I watch doom and gloom, while listening to a doom and gloom, song, Many say ...

Phoenix is a great big pit bull, and he likes his navy beans, I mix in a little meat, and about 1/2 cup of greens, Phoenix sleeps in my kid...

I needed gum from a gum store, and I needed to get there really quick, The only transport I could legally drive, was grandpa's old pogo ...

Ann Teek, divorced her mean, cheating spouse, Used her settlement, to buy a house, She was close to the city, Got dates; she was quite prett...

My dog Gerty likes to dig a big hole, Hunting for the vicious, underground mole, She plays at catch and release, Leaves the dirt diggers in ...

Harry liked to target the lunchroom spittoon, He chewed tobacco when he took lunch at noon, He hit the toon hole every time, He inspired thi...

I found some big logs left by my neighbor, Lee Lincoln, He piled them a week ago, now they are stinkin', It is not a real surprise, He w...

Ben's driveway was covered with snow, Ben decided to give it a blow, Ben is just a big slob, He did one sloppy job, Then he cleaned off ...

Jerry the rabbit is always picking his big nose, He picks and he picks, until the red blood freely flows, He does it at the dinner table, It...

The sun got so volcano-like, darn hot  Donny could not make any human, darn snot, Without the nose cleaner, His hay fever got meaner, The on...

George needed to get his self some chaw, So he traveled down to old Saginaw, When George got off the Bus, The police made a fuss, For George...

There was a little guinea pig, and he always picked his nose, Then one day he found out, just what up his nose could grows, A pickle, squash...