LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I dreamt I had big turkey feet, And a drumstick for a leg, I dreamt I had two turkey wings, And I yearned to lay an egg, I dreamt I was...

At hunting camp I got the boot, I spoiled the big turkey shoot, When the turkeys came by, I yelled “get lost or die”, I saved lives and ...

At hunting camp we hunted for deer, But, some of us were just insincere, We stayed warm at the camp, All dry and not damp, And drank dow...