LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My mind is in a complete whirl, I was attacked by a brain eating zombie squirrel, He jumped on my head, Soon I was dead, If I eat anythi...

I was in love with a girl named Pam, She ran off with a farmer named Sam, They have a pig farm, The smell is a charm, They've grown ...

I was in love with a girl named Izzy, When I asked her out she was real busy, I thought I had tarried, Because Izzy got married, But, ma...

There was a small monkey named Andy, He loved a baboon named Sandy, But, because of the gov. They couldn't marry their love, Yet, th...

There was a leprechaun named Sue, Her hair was red, her eyes were blue, A man from the city, Thought she was real pretty, So, he married...