LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Yesterday I had a scare, I ran into a big black bear, He was 500 lbs of brawny muscle, I didn't feel so well after our tussle, But,...

Because I invest with a Wall Street bank, I should not be upset when my savings tank, Their advice is often really rank, They trade again...

I'm kind of a saver, clever fox, Saving money by taking my lunch, But, each day my lunchbox was stolen, Along with my thermos full of...