LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a snapping turtle named Suzie, She thought that she would pull a real doosey, She bit a hole in my wood boat, Then my boat woul...

Richie was a real vicious rattlesnake, He lived in Michigan near Skegemog Lake, When Cindy had too much ale, She stepped on Richie's ...

Russ had a front tooth that was gold, Russ would smile and display his tooth bold, A thief punched Russ in the face, The tooth fell out o...

There was a very big pig named Mortie, He was depressed because he turned forty, He ate cottage cheese and cheddar, The cheese made Morti...