LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

High priced cereal, Nice box: tastes like sticks and leaves, Trash can smells better. Sugar, Cereal, Yuck! Tastes like very dry grass,...

There was a big mailbox named Darren, A box down the street was named Karen, Without a push or a shove, They could never find love, So, ...

There was a grasshopper named Dan De Ville, He would hop from hill to hill, He gave all the girls quite the thrill, When he'd preen h...

Bugsy Lee liked to drive too fast, His car slid off the road, He hit a tree and skinned his knee, And, scared away a toad. Bugsy got a ...

This little piggy went to sleep, His girlfriend dumped him and called him a creep, A second little piggy went all the way home, His wife ...

Peter Weeter was a Tweeter, Tweeting he did very well, Peter Weeter was no eater, His bones bulged out, so you could tell, Peter Weeter...

Bobby the wolf has one good eye, No one knows because he is sly, He stays leader of the pack, But, when the bears attack, He doesn't...

Miss Short made great rhubarb pie, She ate it in her den, She’d share it with anyone, A neighbor, a stranger or, kin, Miss Long made a ...

When you’re living in a trailer, You can have a wood stove failure, Cramming in wood just more and more, Til fire rolls out on the floor,...

Turkey Day carving, Manna peels, soft, sweet, flesh, yum, Heavens tasty meat.