LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a fat pig named Davey, He ate pork sausage and gravey, He once ran out of food, Became a real skinny dude, Then, bought all h...

DEAD GREENS IN ZOO MICHIGAN My garden grew and grew, Then it was suddenl y through, The frost stopped by, Made my greens all die, And it...

Arnie the goldfish was sitting in jail, He was arrested for exposing his tail, Benny the fisherman liked Arnie a bunch, He decided to hav...

There was a poplar tree named Karen, For her looks it was not worth starin', When the lumberjack came round, Karen was cut right down...