LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I'm due to make a house payment, but I've got a fun joke to play, I'm not going to make the payment, by the scheduled payment da...

I went to play polo and go poloed in my face It hurt really bad, and I got a face brace, I looked underneath, And out dropped all my teeth, ...

I once became so paranoid, That I stopped eating glue, Because I thought it might contain, A horse or two I knew, I once became so para...