LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought me a chicken, and had me a fry, It tasted so good it put beams in my eye, Then I had me some beans, And fried mustard greens, I got...

I live in a trailer the county is about to condemn, I wake up each morning with my lungs full of phlegm, My girlfriend left me for a man w...