LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The oceans all boiled away, Where they went no one can say, A world that's hotter,  Without any water, Is a place I'm not going to s...

Barry was really young and very skinny, So to him, the extreme heat was a winny, His parents would whine, But, Barry felt extra fine, Until,...

I got burnt by some hot solar beams, Now I'm covered with ointments and creams, It has gotten so hot, My brains cooked quite a lot, Now ...

It became so very hot, my little house overheated,, My air conditioner blew up, it was completely defeated, I retreated to the tub, In the w...

I had but one small frosty cone, I saved it for a heatwave yet unknown, Then when the temps made a big jump, And heated up my small du...