LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

 I went out to my fall squash garden, and picked my precious gourds, The bad ones will fatten my pigs, the good ones, I'll dry and hoard...

Benny went out to pick apples, this day, So the winter famine, Benny could keep away, But, the apples were gone, Ate by a doe and her fawn, ...

I tried to milk some buttermilk from butterflies who flied, But I did not get no buttermilk, and all the butterflies died, Woe is me, I shou...

There were two little silos, sitting as neighbors in a field, When one silo overflowed, the other would absorb the yield, Then one day one c...