LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Ricky drove a pallet jack, unloading dish soap off a truck, Seven long years of college, and Ricky's life did truly suck, Owed 90 thou i...

Cyrus was the master of training productive pigs, Cyrus trained pigs to replace people, driving big rigs, Cyrus made enough money, To marry ...

I went to the internet to see what I should buy, I spent all my money, and that made me cry and cry, Without money, life is cruel, I have no...

Benny wanted a much better tea, One that gave him great joy and much glee, Benny found a great taster, Now he's not a tea waster, But he...

I heard a echo in my house, It was the voice of Jingles, my late spouse, Jingles said to me, " You'll never be free," And ...

Parker liked eating possum, He baked it in his pie, Parker liked his possum sandwiches, On whole wheat bread, never rye, Parker had the hicc...