LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went outside and saw the great blue sky, I watched my neighbor's, big, fat piggies fly,  I hoped one would crash, Then its body I'...

I went fishing out on a Lake Michigan Reef, All I caught was a side of roast beef, I then caught a fresh ham, And, a large can of Spam, ...

A dirt farm, some pigs and a still, Grandpa's old farmhouse on the hill, Although the old man was poor, He'd work till he was sor...

I gave my pig a real fair choice, Become a ham or use his voice, His tenor voice was brilliant, Really opera resilient, Now, his ride is...

My dear little lady Miss Tam, Was the peanut butter that I thought went with my jam, But, her first love was for another, Namely, her...

There once was a chicken named Cam, She laid eggs that were all full of ham, But, the pigs on the farm, Said ham-eggs did them harm, So,...