LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went out to the old haunted shack, Didn't know if I'd ever come back, Sure enough, the ghost grabbed my head, Yanked it off, made ...

On Halloween I'll trick for treats,             I'll fill my bag all up with sweets, When I've finished my roam, I'll...

There is a witch, that's me, I recruited two more to make three, And, though we weren't quite a coven We cooked townsfolk in our ove...

The Father of All Pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 The father of all pumpkins came into my store, And said my pumpkin sele...

We had wicked lizards and crazed witches, dancing, when the harvest, got mooned, It's the year end event, when the fall colors,  the for...

 My teacher, the incredible, Mr. Bells, Teaches hypnosis, conjuring and spells, He turned me into a pheasant, That was not very pleasant, I ...

I keep a large chamber full of tormented, lost souls, Brought to me by the little, cemetery ground moles, Many departed are crying, They are...

There once was a big dragon, named Steve, He ate witches on All Hallows Eve, He ate a demon called Zeaming Now Steve's ears are both ste...

In the small town of Mancelona, there was a dream, To build a family fun park with an outdoor theme, The theme chosen was bears, But it gave...

There was this vampire, he hung down from an oak tree, Everyone who passed got a little neck bitey, Blood flowed like a river, Which made gi...

Jimmy the werewolf eats only toes off of feet, His diet is strictly eating toe meat, He loves chewing toe bone, If it hurts, just make a lou...

Haunted house, “Oh my!”, Banging, clanging, scary stuff, Bags packed, out door, bye!

I saw a giant pumpkin, eating a fisherman, by the sea, The fisherman had a minnow bucket, so I set the minnows free, I decided to roast the ...

While looking for socks, I found me a conch shell under the bed, Not sure how long it's been there, but I think the conch is long dead, ...

The monster lurking out behind the fielded corn, We believe from the earth, it was a pumpkin born, But an evil, magic spell, Cast by a rouge...

There once was a old wicked witch, named Alice, She once lived in an old wicked witch palace, The walls were made from bones, Painted in dar...

I went to the woods to find animal skulls, for props on Trick Or Treat, I forgot the woods  has lots of coyote, and bones they like to eat, ...

A little green warlock, lived at the top of my stairs, He refused to go outside, because of the big bears, I said just cast a spell, Send th...

There was a little green warlock, living in an oak tree, He was always placing mean spells, upon my mates and me, One day he chanced to come...

There was a zombie sitting in my apple tree, Chewing on the bones of my little collie, I called him a brat, Told him to scat, He just kept c...