LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Garden, Spading, Worms, Birds, Squirmy, Meals, Yummy, Good, Mowing Lawn, Bugs, Birds. 8122

Spacecraft, hovering, lands, Open door, monster, ray gun, Zap! Ouch! Alien probe! Ouch!!! 121223

I Chipped A Front Tooth, Friends, Questions, When? Where? How?, Fix? Answers, Mind Business

Squashed a big spider, Random act of violence, Regrets, found babies.

Poisonous Mushrooms, Take, bake, intake, forsake, Bellyache, quake, wake.

Minnow bucket full, Too many, no breath, tragedy, Error, no live bait.

Stubed big toe,pain,ouch! Coffee table TV close, Furniture makes move.

No sleep, mind tired, Got up early, stayed up late, Work. America.

My robot, cleaned floor, Girlfriend, robot cleaned her, Robot, girlfriend gone.

Young, old, difference, Young, flagellation, funny Old, farts, annoying.

Wind, Siding,house stripped, Shredded plastic,neighbor’s yards,  Mess, insurance? HA!

Girlfriend picks her nose, Not happy with what I see, She has job, ignore.

Woods, full of lions, Stalking, drooling, pining me, Feelings, needed, me.

Salmon fishing, cold, Leaky waders, wet socks, POW!!! Run over, boat, OUCH!!!

New Year's Day, Big Deal, Horizon Bleak, Sunshine Rare, Year Of The Bed Bug!

Need rich girlfriend, I play computer games, drink, Need money for both.

Need rich girlfriend, I play computer games, drink, Need money for both.

VERSE I Solid morning fog, Sweet vapors of yesterday, Melting into dresms. VERSE II The thick morning fog, Sweet vapors of yesterd...

The Winter Sleeper, Green goddess of the forest, Awaken to the sun.