LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Showing posts with label HAIKU SATIRE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HAIKU SATIRE. Show all posts
Monday, September 8, 2025

BACON, TOAST EGGS GOOD: CEREAL, NOT SO MUCH HAIKU

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High priced cereal, Nice box: tastes like sticks and leaves, Trash can smells better. Sugar, Cereal, Yuck! Tastes like very dry grass,...
Monday, April 1, 2024

LAST NIGHT MY POT CRACKED-Haiku

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Last night my pot cracked, Kiln too hot, clay unworked, oops, Good gift for grandma. 72821
Tuesday, October 24, 2023

TOENAILS-HAIKU

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TOENAILS Toenails, hard, long, gray, Clippers, dull, tear, pull, pinch, shriek, Toenails, short, jagged.
Friday, October 7, 2022

BEWARE THE HUNGRY BEAR HAIKU

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Beware, hungry bears, People taste just like chicken, A real treat for bears.
Tuesday, September 27, 2022

THE SMASHED HAND IN THE CAR DOOR HAIKU

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Car door, closed, hand smashed, Grave pains, suffering, scream, tears, Bones broke, cast, woe me.
Monday, April 18, 2022

SPOILED DEVILED EGGS HAIKU

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Deviled eggs, spoiled, Bad feeling, not right, belly, Bathroom, bathroom, SICK!
Tuesday, March 29, 2022

SNOW VS SUNBEAMS

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Snowflakes burn, acid, Sunbeams warm, kind, love, life, dreams, Snow, white dirt over graves.
Tuesday, July 27, 2021

HOT SUMMER FULL MOON HAIKU

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Hot summer full moon, Stars, Mars, smores, marshmellow bars, Sleeping bags, bugs, bites.
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