LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Beware, hungry bears, People taste just like chicken, A real treat for bears. 10722

High priced cereal, Nice box: tastes like sticks and leaves, Trash can smells better. Sugar, Cereal, Yuck! Tastes like very dry grass,...

Last night my pot cracked, Kiln too hot, clay unworked, oops, Good gift for grandma. 72821

TOENAILS Toenails, hard, long, gray, Clippers, dull, tear, pull, pinch, shriek, Toenails, short, jagged.

Car door, closed, hand smashed, Grave pains, suffering, scream, tears, Bones broke, cast, woe me.

Deviled eggs, spoiled, Bad feeling, not right, belly, Bathroom, bathroom, SICK!

Snowflakes burn, acid, Sunbeams warm, kind, love, life, dreams, Snow, white dirt over graves.

Hot summer full moon, Stars, Mars, smores, marshmellow bars, Sleeping bags, bugs, bites.