LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I like to eat fresh crawdads, and put fresh crawdads in my stew, I add some peppers, and grind some spice, and share my stew with you, My pu...

A wolverine barged through my door, looking for something to eat, I fixed him a stack of pancakes, but he wanted only meat, I took him to th...

I invited a ferret over for dinner, but he was not very nice, He was always chattering and chattering, and gave my youngest lice, And in my ...

I went and found a demon, eating his dinner out in the wood, He was chomping on someone's arms and legs, while smacking his lips real go...

I celebrated my birthday on Christmas Day, On my actual birthday, no one stopped by my way, Still, nobody came, Is Covid the blame? Or, my f...

I invited for dinner my friend Marvin Hoots, He brought his family, all of them were bigfoots, While belching passionately, They ate my holi...