LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Time will clean your earring, so there is nothing for you to do, Dead skin and germs will fall away, to them you say "toodaloo", D...

I love to dumpster dive, because I like the smells, Things that are really smelly, have their special tells, The things that smell awfully s...

Jerry the rabbit is always picking his big nose, He picks and he picks, until the red blood freely flows, He does it at the dinner table, It...

Johnny picked a giant booger, and that booger was record big, It was such a giant booger, Johnny really had to dig, Johnny felt some awful p...

I love my oven because of the crusty snacks, I get snacks by wire cleaning my crusty racks, I say yummy, yummy, Crusties in my tummy, And I ...