LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

To scare my spouse, pets and kids, when I am feeling the blue, I went to the barber and bought me a scorpion tattoo, Its in the middle of my...

I told my barber, I'm not hugged, because my haircut is a big disgrace, The barber looked me in my big eye, and said, the problem was in...

I traveled to Mars, and there wasn't much scenery there, Just a sickly coconut tree and a small koala bear, No place good to eat, No one...

I moved to Clare Michigan, to be a cutter of hair, Things were going very well, until in walks a Clare bear, I cut some hair off the top, Th...

Trina used a big hair dryer to dry her runny nose, She burnt up her nose hairs, the ashes fell upon her clothes, Her fancy white blouse was ...

The bear put shiny tinsel on his toes, Wherever he travels, the tinsel goes, No one will dare, Making fun of that bear, Or, they be counting...