LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My employer, Squeaky Squires, owns a chain of grocery stores, He sells expired groceries, and unto him the wealth, it pours, I got titled he...

After Christmas, you'll see reindeer meat is extremely cheap, It always is, once Santa has parked his red flying heap, Santa cashes in f...

Phil became a landlord to make money, and it's aces, He crams a lot of people into little tiny places, Phil decided, what the heck, He t...

Nick needed a minimum wage increase, But, a Senate vote made Nick's hope suddenly cease, Nick wanted to eat, And, get a room with some h...