LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Down In a dark tunnel, I found the crypt of the ancient kings, I went into the dank, musky crypt, to steal their precious, things, Clothes w...

My hound now rests down deep in his hole, In the earth with the worm and the mole, I found a gravestone, That looks like a bone, I also left...

I heard a echo in my house, It was the voice of Jingles, my late spouse, Jingles said to me, " You'll never be free," And ...

I watched football on Christmas Day,😯 My team lost, I'll have to pay,🤕 Because of my gambling plot,🤑 I have a pension, not,😲 I'l...